Coors Light

Coors Light has an ad where they show that the mountains on the label turn blue when it's cold.
Now I'm no scientist, but I'm almost certain when your beer is in a bucket of ice, in a cooler or in the refrigerator it will be cold. Or even if it isn't cold I think you might be able to figure that out by touching it.

Not So Lucky Charms

There is a new "Lucky Charms" commercial where they take their dehydrated marshmallows, and make them smaller and then has two of the smaller ones instead of the normal sized ones, this actually would make you get less of the marshmallows (I'm assuming that the dimensions are cut in half for the smaller ones), lets test it out. A square has a side length of 4 making it have an area of 16 units squared, now a square with side lengths of 2 would have an area of 4 units and then 4 multiplied by 2 is 8 so if it was a square marshmallow you would get 1/2 the mallowness. Somehow, cereal companies disappoint us again.

It's Just Plastic

The "Danimal Crush Cup", what was going through your head when you came up with this, is the concept of using a spoon to complicated? Not only can you already "crush" most yogurt cups, but usually yogurt isn't to solid that when you tilt it it doesn't come out.

Keep On Not Rolling

This is another ad that was poorly made, it is for the new Kia Soul, it has (giant) hamsters in hamster wheels running and then it has hamsters in the Kia Soul and drive off then it says " a new way to roll", what I don't get is why they made the hamsters in wheels (that aren't rolling) when they could have hamsters in hamster-balls. Then there is the fact that SoBe already have badly animated anthropomorphic animals.

Bushisms

Yes George W. Bush, sometime he's inarticulate and sometimes (most) he is just stupid. For example when he said "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." he got the words in the wrong order, but when he said "First of all, I don't see America having any problem." he was just being dumb. So there for he is defective (with speeches) so I have made two lists of "bushisms"
the first is, saying the words in the wrong order and the second is stupid and bad ideas .

Can you see this?

Have you ever seen the advertisements for Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Well, are they just not thinking or do they not realize that, having people going around to people that can supposedly see *everything* and then have those people not be able to understand why the other people would like the cereal, is STUPID?!? I don't have confidence in a product from a company doesn't even pay intelligent advertisers.